Team at a Glance
What do they want?
To conquer the globe, or at least launch a highly justified, incredibly stylish protest trying.
What are they strong at?
Elite European technical polish, aggressively weaponised by an absolute refusal to let any slight go unpunished.
What will they show?
Patient passing that instantly combusts into rapid, grievance-fuelled sprints down the wing because someone looked at them funny.
Why are they as they are?
When your footballing history begins as an exiled liberation movement, every match feels like defending sovereignty.
What is the chance of getting the title?
7%. Entirely possible if they can somehow play seven matches without turning the referee into a geopolitical enemy.