Team at a Glance
What do they want?
To defend a world title without anyone noticing their absolute reliance on a singular, aging deity.
What are they strong at?
Unapologetic cunning. Plus an entire squad of elite bodyguards perfectly willing to bleed for one man.
What will they show?
A hypnotic, slow-motion passing rhythm that suddenly explodes into a lethal, game-ending through ball.
Why are they as they are?
When institutions constantly crumble, you survive by placing absolute faith in a charismatic, rule-bending saviour.
What is the chance of getting the title?
85%. Assuming the footballing gods agree to freeze time and grant their talisman eternal youth.