Team at a Glance
What do they want?
To prove their terrifying high-speed pressing machine is vastly superior to just being known for classical music.
What are they strong at?
Unforgiving procedural discipline, backed by an entire squad capable of sprinting relentlessly for ninety minutes straight.
What will they show?
A suffocating swarm of coordinated pressing that operates with the exact synchronized timing of a Vienna tram.
Why are they as they are?
When your ancestors survived harsh Alpine winters through strict obedience, you simply do not improvise.
What is the chance of getting the title?
18%. Entirely possible if FIFA agrees to replace the chaotic knockout stages with a strictly audited spreadsheet.