What was it?
Eleven elite athletes dragged themselves across the turf as though wrapped in a soaking wet sheet. Every pass felt heavy. Every run required the kind of reluctant effort usually reserved for a dreary Monday morning commute.
Brian Cipenga exposed a gaping hole on the right flank to score after just seven minutes. Thomas Tuchel’s men spent the next hour trapped in a tactical dead end. They attempted 38 open-play crosses, their highest tournament tally since 1966.
If you tuned out, you missed a masterclass in stubborn repetition. The European favourites hammered the penalty area like bricklayers laying identical rows of mortar. Meanwhile, Aaron Wan-Bissaka cleared a certain goal off the line, and Yoane Wissa rattled the post.
The turning point arrived through sheer structural adjustment. Anthony Gordon entered on the hour mark to stretch the left flank. Declan Rice shifted to right-back ten minutes later to plug the defensive leaks.
The Congolese block finally buckled under the relentless, uninspired weight. Gordon delivered two sharp, identical cuts from the left. Harry Kane finished them both, leaving the crowd wondering how such an ugly slog produced a victory.
Brian Cipenga exposed a gaping hole on the right flank to score after just seven minutes. Thomas Tuchel’s men spent the next hour trapped in a tactical dead end. They attempted 38 open-play crosses, their highest tournament tally since 1966.
If you tuned out, you missed a masterclass in stubborn repetition. The European favourites hammered the penalty area like bricklayers laying identical rows of mortar. Meanwhile, Aaron Wan-Bissaka cleared a certain goal off the line, and Yoane Wissa rattled the post.
The turning point arrived through sheer structural adjustment. Anthony Gordon entered on the hour mark to stretch the left flank. Declan Rice shifted to right-back ten minutes later to plug the defensive leaks.
The Congolese block finally buckled under the relentless, uninspired weight. Gordon delivered two sharp, identical cuts from the left. Harry Kane finished them both, leaving the crowd wondering how such an ugly slog produced a victory.