Team at a Glance
What do they want?
To mathematically prove that perfect geometry can conquer the world, finally draining the swamp of penalty shootouts.
What are they strong at?
Arrogant positional intelligence. Plus an academy conveyor belt that produces spatial mathematicians instead of mere footballers.
What will they show?
Hypnotic, asymmetrical passing grids designed to isolate wingers. They will pass you to death, aesthetically and ruthlessly.
Why are they as they are?
Centuries of building dikes against the sea taught them that one rogue ego drowns everyone.
What is a chance of getting title?
12%. Assuming they don't hold a committee meeting to decide who should take the decisive penalty.