Team at a Glance
What do they want?
To prove they are more than just fantastic tournament hosts by actually surviving a knockout game without administrative self-sabotage.
What are they strong at?
Extreme risk-aversion, anchored by an ice-cold goalkeeper who prefers to slowly drain the opponent's will to live.
What will they show?
A deeply stubborn defensive shell that occasionally cracks open to reveal a dazzling, syncopated township dance down the wing.
Why are they as they are?
Decades of surviving systemic chaos taught them that collective safety always trumps the reckless vanity of the lone hero.
Chance of winning the title?
3%. Entirely possible if every single knockout match goes to a penalty shootout and the boardroom stays completely quiet.