Team at a Glance
What do they want?
To remind the world they play with a round ball too, and grind out a historic knockout-stage appearance.
What are they strong at?
Relentless egalitarian modesty, paired with an unapologetic strategy of simply launching the ball at their giant striker.
What will they show?
Ninety minutes of bruising, synchronised defensive suffering, entirely justified by one glorious, bone-crunching set-piece header.
Why are they as they are?
When your island is battered by endless ocean winds, you quickly learn to share the heavy lifting.
What is the chance of a title?
3%. If only they can officially convince FIFA to allow rugby tackles inside the six-yard box.