Team at a Glance
What do they want?
To survive boardroom scandals and prove that a perfectly executed corner kick is a valid form of national redemption.
What are they strong at?
Extreme risk-aversion, paired with an industrial ability to turn absolutely any dead ball into a terrifying aerial bombardment.
What will they show?
A suffocating, mechanical defensive block that drags the tempo to a crawl before unleashing meticulously choreographed set-piece routines.
Why are they as they are?
Decades of political turbulence taught them that reckless improvisation is dangerous, but predictable, iterative processes ensure survival.
Chance of winning the title?
4%. Entirely possible if the tournament decides to settle every single knockout match exclusively through corner kicks and penalties.