Team at a Glance
What do they want?
To prove their meticulously rehearsed industrial discipline can finally drown a European heavyweight in the group stage.
What are they strong at?
Absolute, unapologetic stubbornness perfectly synchronized with highly scripted set-piece routines and a single, overworked midfield maestro.
What will they show?
Ninety minutes of agonizing, energy-saving patience that randomly explodes into a frantic, stoppage-time drum-circle of chaos.
Why are they as they are?
Operating a massive global shipping canal leaves absolutely zero room for individual improvisation or sloppy mistakes.
What is the chance of winning the title?
4%. They could actually shock the world, provided their one creative midfielder never needs to sleep.