Team at a Glance
What do they want?
To finally win a World Cup match and prove that absolute bureaucratic patience eventually conquers all.
What are they strong at?
Suffocating defensive grit, paired with an unapologetic, stubborn refusal to attack down the left side.
What will they show?
Eighty-nine minutes of pure, sweat-drenched defensive suffering, entirely justified by one majestic left-footed curling strike.
Why are they as they are?
Surviving the sweltering Cairo heat teaches you to conserve your energy until the perfect moment.
What is the chance of a title?
4%. If only they can officially mandate that every single attack must go through their king.