Team at a Glance
What do they want?
To survive the group stage, but mostly to force global commentators to finally pronounce their country’s name correctly.
What are they strong at?
Deep-seated frugality fused with European tactical discipline, meaning they will defend a clean sheet like their last drop of water.
What will they show?
Ninety minutes of impenetrable, frustrating defensive suffering suddenly punctuated by one breathtaking, lightning-fast sprint down the touchline.
Why are they as they are?
When your island survives on strict communal water rationing, you don’t waste energy on reckless attacking gambles.
What are their title chances?
4%. Highly likely, provided their opponents simply give up trying to break through their wall out of sheer exhaustion.