Team at a Glance
What do they want?
To prove a nation of four million can casually dictate the world's midfield tempo until the end of time.
What are they strong at?
Unbearable, unapologetic stubbornness, backed by an entire squad of midfield maestros who simply refuse to give you the ball.
What will they show?
Walking-pace passing sequences that violently explode into diagonal strikes, followed by an absolute masterclass in time-wasting dark arts.
Why are they as they are?
Navigating jagged coastlines and shifting empires teaches you to conserve energy and strike only when strictly necessary.
What is the chance of winning the title?
25%. They will absolutely reach the final if they can just drag every single knockout match into a penalty shootout.